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Friday, February 21, 2014

Ender's Game, or Don't Judge A Book By Its Movie

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Is a picture really worth a thousand words? The answer to this question depends a lot on the thousand words in question. If the words are de...
Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Drive

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In a nutshell, pretentious bullshit. That's all it is. There is an underlying story about, essentially, people fucking up. A lot. While ...
Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Immortals

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My overwhelming feeling after I watched that pile of incongruous shit unfold was, basically, "why the fuck did I just watch that?"...
Thursday, March 11, 2010

And the Academy Award Joke Is...

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I can't pinpoint the exact moment when I realized that the main two contenders in the battle for the Oscars were going to be 'Avatar...
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

2012

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Every once in a while, Roland Emmerich comes out and blows shit up. And no small shit, either; he just loves to zap lil' old Earth with ...
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

G.I. Joe - The Tale of Plastic Toys and Sinking Ice

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By now it should be obvious to anyone that Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. The same plots are being chewed over an...
Monday, October 5, 2009

Transformers 2: Revenge of the fallen

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After watching this, I'm deeply convinced there is only one possible reason why the previous Michael Bay pictures were successful (or at...
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